Speak Slowly

When I go out with a guy & I wear something from Free People

whatshouldwecallme:

He’s just like,

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Yo, where my home-kats at?

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In college, when anyone talks about getting jobs after graduation

whatshouldwecallme:

That moment when Aragorn’s self-esteem is brought down by a hobbit.

#dear diary #today I overheard the hobbits calling me ugly and foul-feeling #blew my diet eating a pound of lembas moistened with my tears #what is the point of any of it if I’m still ugly and foul-feeling #like growing up with a shitload of elves didn’t give me enough issues #no consideration #none whatsoever #I hope those little fucks drown on the way to Mordor

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